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i like chicken ...

1101
rkenshin says:

i like liver ...
meow mix ...
meow mix ...

please de-liv-er

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02:07 pm, Sunday, November 16, 2003 (5 years ago)
2523
ViperGlyph says:

i like asbestos.

02:40 pm (5 years ago)
1101
rkenshin says:

what?

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03:24 pm (5 years ago)
2523
ViperGlyph says:

who?

03:47 pm (5 years ago)
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where?

03:49 pm (5 years ago)
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MANTO says:

I like coffee
I like tea
I like Jim
And he likes me!

04:20 pm (5 years ago)
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MANTO says:

oh i'm sorry.
__________

when?

04:21 pm (5 years ago)
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Aero says:

roses are red
violets are blue
ess tee eff you

04:32 pm (5 years ago)
2523
ViperGlyph says:

i like poking things with sharp objects.

04:47 pm (5 years ago)
677
Fenris says:

oh god! he's singing the meow mix song again!!!! *throws cookies at rk then runs away*

04:54 pm (5 years ago)
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Flintsilver says:

I like this old movie I saw on Cinemax about 10 years ago. I think it was called A.P.E.X. It was about some future war, and all I remember about it was some huge guy shooting an evil robot (I think) with a bazooka and yelling "Yeah, I got that motherfucker." If that's not enough to make a movie stay with you forever, I don't know what is.

05:16 pm (5 years ago)
1101
rkenshin says:

wtf?

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05:28 pm (5 years ago)
3924
sticboy says:

lol

sticboy.
keeping it clean, simple and functional.

05:29 pm (5 years ago)
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bijou says:

so true!

-It's ironic how "civil" is in the word "civilian"-

05:31 pm (5 years ago)
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Karah Issaan says:

zzzzzzzzzzzz

"please karah, save us much pain and tourment; change your sig"

06:12 pm (5 years ago)
2523
ViperGlyph says:

i like licking frogs. yes, not toads but frogs.

06:20 pm (5 years ago)
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isn't this a repeat topic?

like, rkenshin sang the meow mix song once before?

he couldn't have bumped that one, he had to start a whole new topic?

I'm not feeling this.

06:37 pm (5 years ago)
2523
ViperGlyph says:

The Invisible Man - H.G. Wells

Chapter 1
The Strange Man's Arrival

The stranger came early in February one wintry day, through a biting
wind and a driving snow, the last snowfall of the year, over the
down, walking as it seemed from Bramblehurst railway station and
carrying a little black portmanteau in his thickly gloved hand. He
was wrapped up from head to foot, and the brim of his soft felt hat
hid every inch of his face but the shiny tip of his nose; the snow
had piled itself against his shoulders and chest, and added a white
crest to the burden he carried. He staggered into the Coach and
Horses, more dead than alive as it seemed, and flung his portmanteau
down. "A fire," he cried, "in the name of human charity! A room and
a fire!" He stamped and shook the snow from off himself in the bar,
and followed Mrs. Hall into her guest parlour to strike his bargain.
And with that much introduction, that and a ready acquiescence to
terms and a couple of sovereigns flung upon the table, he took up his
quarters in the inn.
Mrs. Hall lit the fire and left him there while she went to prepare
him a meal with her own hands. A guest to stop at Iping in the
winter-time was an unheard-of piece of luck, let alone a guest who
was no "haggler," and she was resolved to show herself worthy of her
good fortune. As soon as the bacon was well under way, and Millie,
her lymphatic aid, had been brisked up a bit by a few deftly chosen
expressions of contempt, she carried the cloth, plates, and glasses
into the parlour and began to lay them with the utmost clat.
Although the fire was burning up briskly, she was surprised to see
that her visitor still wore his hat and coat, standing with his back
to her and staring out of the window at the falling snow in the yard.
His gloved hands were clasped behind him, and he seemed to be lost in
thought. She noticed that the melted snow that still sprinkled his
shoulders dripped upon her carpet. "Can I take your hat and coat,
sir," she said, "and give them a good dry in the kitchen?"
"No," he said without turning.
She was not sure she had heard him, and was about to repeat her
question.
He turned his head and looked at her over his shoulder. "I prefer to
keep them on," he said with emphasis, and she noticed that he wore
big blue spectacles with side-lights and had a bushy side-whisker
over his coat-collar that completely hid his face.
"Very well, sir," she said. "As you like. In a bit the room will be
warmer."
He made no answer and had turned his face away from her again; and
Mrs. Hall, feeling that her conversational advances were ill- timed,
laid the rest of the table things in a quick staccato and whisked out
of the room. When she returned he was still standing there like a
man of stone, his back hunched, his collar turned up, his dripping
hat-brim turned down, hiding his face and ears completely. She put
down the eggs and bacon with considerable emphasis, and called rather
than said to him, "Your lunch is served, sir."
"Thank you," he said at the same time, and did not stir until she was
closing the door. Then he swung round and approached the table.
As she went behind the bar to the kitchen she heard a sound repeated
at regular intervals. Chirk, chirk, chirk, it went, the sound of a
spoon being rapidly whisked round a basin. "That girl!" she said.
"There! I clean forgot it. It's her being so long!" And while she
herself finished mixing the mustard, she gave Millie a few verbal
stabs for her excessive slowness. She had cooked the ham and eggs,
laid the table, and done everything, while Millie (help indeed!) had
only succeeded in delaying the mustard. And him a new guest and
wanting to stay! Then she filled the mustard pot, and, putting it
with a certain stateliness upon a gold and black tea-tray, carried it
into the parlour.
She rapped and entered promptly. As she did so her visitor moved
quickly, so that she got but a glimpse of a white object disappearing
behind the table. It would seem he was picking something from the
floor. She rapped down the mustard pot on the table, and then she
noticed the overcoat and hat had been taken off and put over a chair
in front of the fire. A pair of wet boots threatened rust to her
steel fender. She went to these things resolutely. "I suppose I may
have them to dry now," she said in a voice that brooked no denial.
"Leave the hat," said her visitor in a muffled voice, and turning she
saw he had raised his head and was sitting looking at her.
For a moment she stood gaping at him, too surprised to speak.
He held a white cloth--it was a serviette he had brought with
him--over the lower part of his face, so that his mouth and jaws were
completely hidden, and that was the reason of his muffled voice. But
it was not that which startled Mrs. Hall. It was the fact that all
his forehead above his blue glasses was covered by a white bandage,
and that another covered his ears, leaving not a scrap of his face
exposed excepting only his pink, peaked nose. It was bright pink,
and shiny just as it had been at first. He wore a dark-brown velvet
jacket with a high black linen lined collar turned up about his neck.
The thick black hair, escaping as it could below and between the
cross bandages, projected in curious tails and horns, giving him the
strangest appearance conceivable. This muffled and bandaged head was
so unlike what she had anticipated, that for a moment she was rigid.
He did not remove the serviette, but remained holding it, as she saw
now, with a brown gloved hand, and regarding her with his inscrutable
blue glasses. "Leave the hat," he said, speaking very distinctly
through the white cloth.
Her nerves began to recover from the shock they had received. She
placed the hat on the chair again by the fire. "I didn't know, sir,"
she began, "that--" and she stopped embarrassed.
"Thank you," he said drily, glancing from her to the door and then at
her again.
"I'll have them nicely dried, sir, at once," she said, and carried
his clothes out of the room. She glanced at his white-swathed head
and blue goggles again as she was going out of the door; but his
napkin was still in front of his face. She shivered a little as she
closed the door behind her, and her face was eloquent of her surprise
and perplexity. "I never," she whispered. "There!" She went quite
softly to the kitchen, and was too preoccupied to ask Millie what she
was messing about with now, when she got there.
The visitor sat and listened to her retreating feet. He glanced
inquiringly at the window before he removed his serviette and resumed
his meal. He took a mouthful, glanced suspiciously at the window,
took another mouthful, then rose and, taking the serviette in his
hand, walked across the room and pulled the blind down to the top of
the white muslin that obscured the lower panes. This left the room
in twilight. This done, he returned with an easier air to the table
and his meal.
"The poor soul's had an accident or an op'ration or something," said
Mrs. Hall. "What a turn them bandages did give me, to be sure!"
She put on some more coal, unfolded the clothes-horse, and extended
the traveller's coat upon this. "And they goggles! Why, he looked
more like a divin' helmet than a human man!" She hung his muffler on
a corner of the horse. "And holding that handkerchief over his mouth
all the time. Talkin' through it!...Perhaps his mouth was hurt
too--maybe."
She turned round, as one who suddenly remembers. "Bless my soul
alive!" she said, going off at a tangent; "ain't you done them taters
yet, Millie?"
When Mrs. Hall went to clear away the stranger's lunch, her idea that
his mouth must also have been cut or disfigured in the accident she
supposed him to have suffered, was confirmed, for he was smoking a
pipe, and all the time that she was in the room he never loosened the
silk muffler he had wrapped round the lower part of his face to put
the mouthpiece to his lips. Yet it was not forgetfulness, for she
saw he glanced at it as it smouldered out. He sat in the corner with
his back to the window-blind and spoke now, having eaten and drunk
and being comfortably warmed through, with less aggressive brevity
than before. The reflection of the fire lent a kind of red animation
to his big spectacles they had lacked hitherto.
"I have some luggage," he said, "at Bramblehurst station," and he
asked her how he could have it sent. He bowed his bandaged head
quite politely in acknowledgment of her explanation. "To-morrow!" he
said. "There is no speedier delivery?" and seemed quite disappointed
when she answered "No." Was she quite sure? No man with a trap who
would go over?
Mrs. Hall, nothing loath, answered his questions and developed a
conversation. "It's a steep road by the down, sir," she said in
answer to the question about a trap; and then, snatching at an
opening said, "It was there a carriage was upsettled, a year ago and
more. A gentleman killed, besides his coachman. Accidents, sir,
happen in a moment, don't they?"
But the visitor was not to be drawn so easily. "They do," he said
through his muffler, eyeing her quietly through his impenetrable
glasses.
"But they take long enough to get well, sir, don't they? ... There
was my sister's son, Tom, jest cut his arm with a scythe, tumbled on
it in the 'ayfield, and, bless me! he was three months tied up, sir.
You'd hardly believe it. It's regular given me a dread of a scythe,
sir."
"I can quite understand that," said the visitor.
"He was afraid, one time, that he'd have to have an op'ration --he
was that bad, sir."
The visitor laughed abruptly, a bark of a laugh that he seemed to
bite and kill in his mouth. "Was he?" he said.
"He was, sir. And no laughing matter to them as had the doing for
him, as I had--my sister being took up with her li

06:44 pm (5 years ago)
2523
ViperGlyph says:

gosh dangit, it didnt post my reason for posting that freaking long piece of crap.

oh well, you all can just guess.

06:45 pm (5 years ago)
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agentpyro003 says:

uhhh...yeah...sure...

pyroTECHNIQUE

10:13 pm (5 years ago)
2523
ViperGlyph says:

sorry, i got carried away on the random a little.

flockige kalte Schnecken.

10:18 pm (5 years ago)
1101
rkenshin says:

if anyone reads that whole thing .... i'll ... well, i dunno what i will do. but you'd be damn proud.

i'm lost.

where was i?

oh yea
singing.

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10:24 pm (5 years ago)
3924
sticboy says:

cheese nuggets! duck butter!

sticboy.
keeping it clean, simple and functional.

11:28 pm (5 years ago)
2523
ViperGlyph says:

duck nuggets! cheese butter!

11:30 pm (5 years ago)
817
RaCeR says:

poop

:: Negative, I am a meat popsicle. ::

01:31 am (5 years ago)
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Ringo says:

Nice to see sanity reigning supreme at Customise.

Tin of beans minus atom bomb equals a single bean. With no ketchup.

10:25 am (5 years ago)
2523
ViperGlyph says:

Sanity, WHERE?!?!?! *takes pants off and runs through pine forest*

10:58 am (5 years ago)
 
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