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A Proposition... again.

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OrokuMana says:

Hey,
My name is Anthony and I am a local rapper from Tulsa Oklahoma here in the US. I was wondering if one you all could assist me in a desing for my cover. I was looking for something technical for my album. I am coming out with a debut non-profit cd that I will be handing out for free. So money is tight. So I was wondering how much would you charge me to do a cool desing sort of like the file that I have attached. I have about 50 to 80 bucks to spend....please reply. ...again. Im looking for somebody who is serious about the project....

02:23 am, Tuesday, July 01, 2003 (6 years ago)
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shocks says:

JESUS CHRIST.. that is the longest post i have ever seen on here.. dude.. who the fuck is going to read all that.. not me.

dessinian ___________™

03:24 am (6 years ago)
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metromix says:

glad to know that you didnt spend the time to read all that, shocks.

03:44 am (6 years ago)
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merkurixx says:

i just want to know what the fuck happened here....

04:01 am (6 years ago)
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OrokuMana says:

...wtf?

04:45 am (6 years ago)
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OrokuMana says:

That had NOTHING to do with my request..
....so lost.

04:45 am (6 years ago)
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vip3r says:

that is the biggest post i have EVER seen on custo.... someone should mark this thread...

11:02 am (6 years ago)
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MooseSkin says:

It looks kinda like it was written by a bot, or like one of those things for making search engines find a site more often.

He seems to have done a pretty good job of messing up your post :\\ I can't really help you but what do you mean "sort of like the file that I have attached"? Attached where?

- MooseSkin
Hey, whatever tickles your pickle...

11:41 am (6 years ago)
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ViperGlyph says:

wow.

-:=Oh the joy of DVD-R's=:-

12:07 pm (6 years ago)
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TheCowGod says:

if someone reads that could you please summerize what it says. from the little i read it donst make sense, like it was written by a retarded 5 y/o or something

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Obey TheCowGod

01:19 pm (6 years ago)
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bakahams7er says:

tl;dr

.: b a k a h a m s 7 e r :.

08:36 pm (6 years ago)
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merkurixx says:

nooooooooo!! it got bahleeted!!!

oh well. i saved it! ROFL. if anyone wants to know what all the fuss in this thread was about, email me and i'll send you that guy's post. its worth it, i swear.

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:pd: lick tongues

08:47 pm (6 years ago)
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shocks says:

hay that post got deleted ?how ?

dessinian ___________™

08:55 pm (6 years ago)
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LTD says:

This guy Anthony obviously can't get a clue. pathetic.

09:29 pm (6 years ago)
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OrokuMana says:

...yeah. I guess I cant. But im not pathetic.

04:00 pm (6 years ago)
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Plex says:

. . . so . . . lost . . .

04:23 pm (6 years ago)
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OrokuMana says:

BTW: What are most of the programs that are used to make the wallpapers? The most common ones...

04:33 pm (6 years ago)
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LTD says:

Photoshop, Bryce, 3DSmax, maybe illustrator.

04:37 pm (6 years ago)
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Blat says:

Gee, I thought most of the people here were decently cool and didn't have huge chips on their shoulders. Guess I was wrong.

Sounds to me like the guy just wants to put out a CD, knows that people here good artists and wants some cool cover art. Too bad no one can answer his post without elitist ridicule.

My suggestion to you - check out the wallpapers, find an artist who you really like and contact him/her personally. That way you might get an answer that doesn't slap you upside the head.

.:|[ blat ]|:.

07:05 pm (6 years ago)
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LTD says:

I apologize for my behaviour . . . . Blat is right, actually.
I just imagined that if anyone is serious they would have contacted him by now . . . . It's the second posting, after all.

Actually, I can't imagine why no one wants to get in on this. I hope it works out.

07:38 pm (6 years ago)
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gear says:

Blat, no we were all commenting about a guy who wrote a 9 some paragraph message about the lord, and his christian wife, and winning on pogo.com or something.

"I shake my pickle at you, sir!"
...gear :: custo admin...

08:13 pm (6 years ago)
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OrokuMana says:

Thanks. And yes I did get a few emails back. Thanks to everybody for putting up with me...
I promise I wont post again..heh.

08:14 pm (6 years ago)
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curtis says:

lol

-when the physical turns digital-

08:33 pm (6 years ago)
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OrokuMana... Ignore the assholes. Post all you want. Sorry for their rude comments.

Assholes... if you arent gonna answer the guys question, then dont post. It was pretty obvious what he wanted. Your rude and unhelpful comments were not needed.

FrostedFlames | Submission Admin

09:48 pm (6 years ago)
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mojomonkee says:

i'm really not sure why he got such a negative response, it seemed to have snowballed after shocks posted his reply.

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i saw that shirt at tj max (double X) earlier this year.

10:06 pm (6 years ago)
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LTD says:

Orokumana, if you have no success here, maybe check out some art sites, such as exidge.com, or maybe 2advanced.com? Not sure if they'll do it, but it's worth a try, no?

10:16 pm (6 years ago)
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mojomonkee says:

2advanced is going to cost you a ton what with their high profile now.

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i saw that shirt at tj max (double X) earlier this year.

10:34 pm (6 years ago)
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merkurixx says:

hey hey hey now. calm down there, people. blat and frosted - you obviously didn't see this thread before a certain post was deleted. stop calling us "elitist" and "assholes" because we were in no way making fun of orokumana. ltd was the only dick to do that. and please don't lump me in the same category as him.

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:pd: lick tongues

12:20 am (6 years ago)
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colossus72 says:

He's right. Let this man pass unharmed. He means you no wrong.

*strides off into wooded area*

12:54 am (6 years ago)
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shocks says:

hay.. i wasn't dissing his post.. how could i , i never even read it.. i was just shocked at how long it really was and used some unnecessary lanuage.. sorry if that bothered anyone.


dessinian ___________™

12:58 am (6 years ago)
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sticboy says:

duh dunt crash!

sticboy.
keeping it clean, simple and functional.

01:18 am (6 years ago)
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MooseSkin says:

*presents golden-cookie-award for most confused thread ever*

What happened
1) OrokuMana started the thread
2) Some random guy posted a HUGE post that barely made any sense
3) People started slamming the 2nd post
4) 2nd post got deleted
5) People new to the thread thought others were slamming the 1st post and joined in
6) Everyone got confused.

- MooseSkin
Hey, whatever tickles your pickle...

07:13 am (6 years ago)
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ViperGlyph says:

THESE ARE NOT MY PANTS!!!!!!!!!!

-:=Oh the joy of DVD-R's=:-

08:53 am (6 years ago)
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colossus72 says:

And that's why we shouldn't delete posts unless they are really awful and abusive.

09:52 am (6 years ago)
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shocks says:

who deleted the post anyway.. shame on them.. lol jk

dessinian ___________™

10:53 am (6 years ago)
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status says:

I'm waiting for someone to ask what happened to their wallpaper.

: I paid $14 for a T-shirt and all I got was this stupid T-shirt :

12:18 pm (6 years ago)
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merkurixx says:

HEY WHY DID MY WALLPAPER GET DELETED IT WAS REALLY SWEET I EVEN MADE 3 FAKE ACCOUNTS SO I COULD GIVE MYSELF 100s

did someone say pants?
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12:40 pm (6 years ago)
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merkurixx says:

ok, i have decided to re-post the original post by the guy who started all this shizznit. i had a sneaking suspicion that it would get bahleeted, so i saved it :D

the following post by "cincy2tuf4u" was added to this thread right after orokumana made his request. read and be amazed.
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Posted by: cincy2tuf4u (*.fuse.net)

7-1-2003, 4:05



Statistics 7.1

Hello, let me introduce myself first, I am Brian Edward Shepherd, 32, years YOUNG I am writing this because of what I feel is lacking on ur hearts game, but I LOVE to play hearts, bridge, and Up N' Down the River, which pogo, does not have, YET, but this note is regarding statistics! I feel u should keep, more in-depth statistics, which would improve my game play! I am hurt, so, I may be for this, which you Can't add, but I don't understand why not. They are STATISTICS, which I tested out of, in college at Miami University, Ohio! I also used to work on the NTT Project at Cincinnati Bell Information Systems. I believe Electronic Arts pogo, program CAN and SHOULD be improved upon! I personally would Volunteer my time and efforts on it. I would appreciate this VERY MUCH, as will many others! You could Automate this, and SHOULD! I would like to keep as a statistic, an average final score, this can be done by storing the score you have at the completion of a game, divided by the total # games played. Along with this you should create a high score table, (in this Particular case, LOW SCORE Table). Please create a best scores table, because I believe I have scored a -64 as my BEST Score. I think you should create a high scores table too! Because, if I score high, this means I kept my score going and this should account for something! I would create a color schema, for how well, each player does, I would love to have this information! Start with Light, or light yellow - dark blue (My Eye color), you can create a banner with lights that show the top players. I know this would be a great advertisement section to put your advertisements up on the Top players screen! I KNOW I would like to know you would like to have this, create color schemas for how you play! More opportunity to place advertisements of your picture in your statistics file. So, as I remember some of my multiple requests, I will write you again! I believe that you should have a set # games to be played option also. Because I truly CAN'T Stand these SINGLE games you play win/lose, I feel like u should have a set number of games option, IT would help out, your steady players! I See, I have NO ONE With the GUTS, To tell me, YES/NO? I will tell you, I have the fortitude to handle either way, but I am telling YOU how you CAN IMPROVE POGO. If you WANT to improve pogo, statistically. Which I explain, what YOUR service is LACKING. NOW, is when you want to improve pogo! Before I take my new ideas to the MSN "Lamerzone"! Now, since you will create this program code, I am your personal contact! THX. I don't KNOW what else I could do, for this to be created for you! As, if U would not reply, with a yes it will be created by Oct. 31, 2003, is ALL I want in return from my ingenious idea FOR pogo, to be better than the zone. I have done this FREE OF charge for these statistics to be created for US All; I just want this done, I have just about quit writing you My great ideas. IF this is created, which is hard for you, I guess, I want to be able to put up my own ads for myself to get a Christian Girl that will take care of me! I would assure them that they would have their PROVISIONS taken care of by me and I want to Advertise a cruise to Hawaii, with my wife, in the wintertime, if she would make vows to me! I have met many girls who I am NOT ATTRACTED To, so, please find me a queen-type, Christian. Also, pls. create more tables to play at, because they are FULL, and I KNOW they are not Full! Please, INVESTIGATE the optimum rule, because you can create a table when necessary, in the room. That is all for now, but I will probably have dreams tonight, about you creating this, and I will submit more inclusive of this request. Reds won! Because, I LOVE The Cincinnati Reds, who are on a 5 game winning streak, I would like to know what STREAKS everyone is on, since troubled by what sort of streak, I am on, winning and losing streaks would be helpful. I fore see storing what each player has done for their Previous xxxxxxx games would be awesome to keep records about! Thank you, for your supporting this handicap! See, I am working, THINKING, in your behalf!

Also, please. create more tables to play at, because they are FULL, and I KNOW they aren't Full! Please, INVESTIGATE the optimum rule, because you can create a table when necessary, in the room. That is all for now, but I will probably have dreams tonight, about you creating this, and I will submit more inclusive of this request. Reds won! Because, I LOVE The Cincinnati Reds, who are on a 5 game winning streak, I would like to know what STREAKS everyone is on, since troubled by what sort of streak, I am on, winning and losing streaks would be helpful. I foresee storing what each player has done for their Previous xxxxxxx games would be awesome to keep records about! Thanks, for your supporting this handicap! See, I AM a working, THINKIN' Brian Edward Shepherd, your skills are being diminished typing all this, Gail Chuck, in your behalf! I will not call if this Muslim, is logged on often! He stalled a game I won, and I couldn't boot him! Flags should be created where you assign certain colored flags to players who annoy you! You should have thought of this already! It has happened twice to me, so far! FRUSTRATION, reigns! Green, Light for certain players you like to play - Black for players you totally don't want to see what they are doing! I think this should done already, but IF not, by July 4th! For OBVIOUS reasons! THX, for Being American! Sit down - Lakers! Welcome Spurs, and Tim Duncan! Hey, I just thought of something from the Basketball game! How 'bout a scorers table. I would like a high score list and low scores list, thus you would STRIVE to be on either of the lists, I know, I would be displayed on 1, of the lists! Top ten list @ least! PLEASE, you can have advertisers get displayed on a list! I think, I am finished, Shepherd Hearts Club that meet Fridays for the last 5 years, at my home my parents will treat you, AWESOME! I think, I am being dodged by you're NOT Giving any form of input! Pizzas and Mom prepares desserts for ALL, OF MY Guests, IF you Want to join my club, e-ml me @ cincy2tuf4u@hotmail.com Duncan, IS Dunkin on U! OH, WELL POGO'S CALLIN' MY NAME, so, I better ANSWER THE Call! I want to RE-INFORCE in ur MIND that FLAGS are a necessary feature to your hearts game at least, but you should be able to transmit these ideas to ur Heart, Spade, Bridge, and Up N' Down the River games! There, should be a high score summit, for hearts! I would appreciate flags first of all, as an upgrade, number your upgrades as different upgrades! So, 1st thing you need to add are Statistics, Flags, and High-score tables that can be viewed by your users! You need to set dates for your upgrades for statistics and the like! Please, inform me that you have read this, and that you either are liking this/not?

I BELIEVE I JUST HEARD FROM THE Lord in my dreams last night! And for my meeting HIS Calling for me, here is my LATEST And GREATEST E-Mail, with pictures and EVERYTHING! I want to meet my Christian wife, see, I need A GIRL! I have in store for you, the GREATEST UPDATES you Can possibly IMAGINE to upgrade pogo.com! If you want to read my upgrades, e-ml me there! It has Statistics in-depth, I will reply, with my Stored file, I call it pogo, statistics 7.0! See, I had dreams regarding this, and so, I have it SAVED for you! JUST ask, for this and you shall receive it! See, I KNOW It was the Lord, because He had me store this file under the name Statistics 7.1, just like He made the 7 days of the week! IF you, will CREATE this file, you will BE BLESSED!!!!!!! I don't now HOW, but YOU WILL be blessed! JUST Answer my calling, you will see the LORD, too! There you shall be blessed! IF you create the following: 15 steps! That, is not much work for you now is it? I would hope not because I have spent many hours thinking of this creation for you! Create a message base for your help, too! This message base will be for suggestions by your users to play Hoyles cards, such as this user! Now, I will continue to Bless U with my ideas! But, I just will require the following to be programmed by Oct. 31, 2003! Create differing rooms for different Skill levels of play, and IF U play a card game, you will be placed Automatically, in the correct room! Just as you can calculate for each user ratings! I for see, different skill, levels and challenges to play at different times, on your given 7 days/wk. Still use The Happy jack, -10, option, because you can create a high score table with this in mind! Create various colored Flags, that each user can give to Each player if they would know each player! When you have this created you shall be able to envision more ideas and can expand your games under these ratings to More Fun filled games! Now, I would LIKE this to be programmed in this year, by Oct. 31, 2003, but can see it taking you an extended period of Time! So, because OF This, I will continue to give you these GREAT IDEAS until Christmas 2003! By then, I will no longer give you any more suggestions if you have not made these updates! But, I WILL Continue to use your web-site! Because you still need other games such as Up N' Down the River.

I will go into DETAIL, about that game in a following message, I send to you, see, my Steps I am working through, kinda-like Baby steps, I know you are not a baby, but I feel like I must feed you baby-bites or you will CHOKE! Remember, I'M A Part of your TEAM!

Jesus LOVES U, N' I do too! 51

12:47 pm (6 years ago)
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bean-inc says:

rofl @ confused people :D btw this text is really long ... im gonna to read when im awake =P

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equal how far away it is

01:31 pm (6 years ago)
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OrokuMana says:

...Oh man. This is effing crazy... funny. But crazy...

02:34 pm (6 years ago)
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@bean, OMG!!! You mean you can also read when you're ASLEEP?! ;)

: I paid $14 for a T-shirt and all I got was this stupid T-shirt :

03:11 pm (6 years ago)
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LTD says:

OMG. This is acutally longer than MY longest post. How's that possible?????

04:46 pm (6 years ago)
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Ander says:

Oh man, I want a copy o' dat source.

03:11 am (6 years ago)
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metromix says:

i just read all of that, and all i can say is it is the most annoying thing ive ever read.

theres a, comma, randomly placed just to, break up whatever, train of thought, you WERE developing! and an, exclamation point at the, end of practically EVERY sentence!

/me looks around house for spoon to dig eyes out with

08:52 am (6 years ago)
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I apologize to those who were not ripping on OrokuMana... I did not know that a post was deleted.

FrostedFlames | Submission Admin

01:42 pm (6 years ago)
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Neo_Drakin says:

wow... that was fun!lol!!! your all crazy, and that post was so long... wow~!~ but merkurixx you gotta chill out on your commas and exclamations, metromix is right

04:20 pm (6 years ago)
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hehe @flames: OrokuMana vs. Assholes

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

07:26 pm (6 years ago)
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that guy is scary, he thinks he's on pogo.com or something...and that God e-mailed him a picture of his future wife...GOD DOESN'T USE E-MAIL!

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

07:30 pm (6 years ago)
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metromix says:

lol... drakin, merk wasnt the one who originally posted that. it was cincy2tuf4u. frosted its all good... i was about to post about how people shouldnt be hating on OrokuMana when i realized that cincy2tuf4us post got deleted. thats when i kicked myself.

10:45 pm (6 years ago)
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OrokuMana says:

BTW: Here is what the big deal was about :)
http://www.tmntonline.com/pda

06:09 pm (6 years ago)
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DoorinD says:

oh my fucking god... did you guys catch that last section where he professes to be channeling the will of god?

i'm seriously kinda scared.


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04:44 am (6 years ago)
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5ERAPH says:

all i want to know..

is how this member of the human population got onto the internet...then found customize, then posted this on customize, and what his addiction to hearts is all about....

and doorin...i'm seriously scared too, infact i wont sleep until i have some sort of answer to this madness.
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Philanthropy.

05:11 am (6 years ago)
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ere.mite says:

5ERAPH: worm holes. now go to bed.

05:38 am (6 years ago)
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L3VI says:

Tisk Tisk....

I am one of the VooDoo who do what you dont dare do people.

10:49 am (6 years ago)
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azra3l says:

i'll be glad to help. mail me at cem_serter@yahoo.com. peace.

01:56 pm (6 years ago)
 
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