Three Word Story

bedtime story, our

crazy friend Fenris

kicked plain-doh's hiney.

Eventually it dropped,

causing a great

explosion, destroying everything

except for plain-doh.

His existence meaningless,

shit fuck piss

, he cried out,

"I've Testicular Cancer!"

But so did

you and me

WHEN I WAS

a young boy,

a street hooker

took my pancreas

and my penis

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

but eventually, the

tuba player pissed

off me, willyt

to East Bulgaria

with his nuts

HE SAID "SON WHEN.."

you have to

clap your hands

"...YOU GROW UP..."

a failure in

modern microscopic biochemistry

and then you

pooped on gerbils

excessively, several times

while kicking your

big white eyeballs

pretty pink monkey

you loudly exclaimed,

while eating mice

and horse testicals

makes me sick

but is very

. It was

"...WILL YOU BE..."

You've perverted this story so much now. Anyway, progress report:

Once upon a bedtime story, our crazy friend Fenris kicked plain-doh's hiney. Eventually it dropped, causing a great explosion, destroying everything except for plain-doh. His existence meaningless, shit fuck piss, he cried out, "I've testicular cancer!" But so did you and me. When I was a young boy, a street hooker took my pancreas and my penis to see a marching band, but eventually, the tuba player pissed of me, willyt, to East Bulgaria, with his nuts. He said, "Son, when you have to clap your hands, you grow up a failure in modern microscopic biochemistry, and then you pooped on gerbils excessively, several, times while kicking your big white eyeballs, "pretty pink monkey," you loudly exclaimed, while eating mice and horse testicles makes me sick, but is very *dude in mask*. It was...

And I think excess doesn't understand the concept.

so awesome that

mules pissed on

subzero while looking

at child porn.

"Damn. bagli mules

are fucking my

YOUR POST WAS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

antidisestablishmentarianism floccinaucinihilipilification hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

until I smoked

my own poll

and tC's, with

a stupid bitch!"

Abruptly, kookaburras began

fucking Oprah hard

savagely, without pause

or penises. They

"... THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN... "
: D

THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

"...HE SAID WILL YOU..."

"...DEFEAT THEM..."

to a pulp????"

"...YOUR DEMONS..."

"...AND ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS..."

"...THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE..."

Why does every topic break into song lately?

Lurk moar.

"... BECAUSE ONE DAY... I LEAVE YOU..."

you can never lurk enough

"...A PHANTOM...TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER..."

"... TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE. "

now wat?

Ah fuck it. The LSD-powered story sucked anyway.

WHEN I WAS

OH LAWD.

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND!

While we were