=) Desk Jokes (=

YOU COULDN'T SUCK ANY WORSE

Can I get a private invitation to see these walls....

I still don't understand the concept.

Shhhh.. The password is b3ntKur50r

this thread is probably the failingest of fail

what about other jokes? not related to WP

@finch: If you're on my friends list ... Enjoy!
It's just a bad joke ...

welp, toyed with the thumbnail URL, here's the result.

http://customize.org/thumbnails/large/53922.jpg?1197922296

Very good job asuraci well done ... hehehe

Punky do whatever your heart tells you.

Here's a joke:

Tab: Hay Alex.
Alex: Hay Tab.
Tab: Have you seen Motorist?
Alex: No, but I heard he was out getting drunk.

HAHAHA how true!


Joke 2:

Punky: Hay adz.
Adz: Hay punky.
Punky: Have you seen Motorist?
Adz: No, but I heard he was* sucking.

HAHAHAHA a classic

*-Note the word "was"


Joke 3:

Thomax: Hay Adri.
Adri: Hay Thomax.
Thomax: Have you seen Motorist?
Adri: No, but I heard he was a wacky waving arm inflatable arm flailing tube man.

ROFLMAO

hehehe I get it... I think... :D

uh..........................................................
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(That was actually "wacky waving inflatable arm", not 2 arms)

Anyway, let's think of something better. That Aero understands.

Pd, you are a psychopath, and I said nothing of the sort. And wish that could be edited out.

Hmmph, you just hate being in public, don't you.

Hmmm

This place is meant to be for jokes not pranks!

Fine fine fine...

Speaking of jokes I got this great book that relates philosophy to jokes. The book is not braindead like me btw.

And punky, please come back to the main shoutbox. We've missed you, although I would never miss motorist :P

That's a nice one =D

orly... speaking of orly, you should come to nuance sometime.

aww so sweet! people actually miss me... :D

I have a joke! but it's not in English... and I can't translate it in English cause then the joke will no longer be funny... and it's REALLY funny

here's another one:

on
seat
number
52
of
flight
no.9
of
the
Islamabad
airport,
there
is
a
man
sitting.
Next
to
the
man,
there
is
an
air
hostess
standing.
she
has
a
friend
whose
name
is
John.
John's
friend's
wife's
brother
got
a
new
house.
there
is
a
house
next
to
his
house.
outside
the
window
of
the
kitchen
of
that
house,
there
is
a
road.
at
the
end
of
that
road,
there
is
a
library.
behind
that
library,
there
is
a
car
wash.
Next
to
that
car
wash,
there
is
a
road.
that
road
is
joined
to
another
road.
that
road
is
going
over
a
river.
At
a
U turn,
there
is
a
School.
On
the
second
floor
of
the
building,
there
is
a
room
where
a
class
is
in
session.
that
is
the
fourth
grade.
In
that
class,
there
is
a
girl.
next
to
that
girl,
there
is
a
boy.
the
boy
has
a
bag.
In
that
bag,
there
are
twelve
books.
In
his
English
book,
on
page
twenty five,
in
the
ninth
line,
it
is
stated
"we should not waste others time!"

get it anyone?

Maybe. Are we really wasting time here?

yeah we are... we could be... doing our history project or... helping our mom with the cooking... or helping dad find his pajamas. :D

I've found my pajamas. But Fen still can't find her underwear.

Axii, what's on your head?
"Fen's panties."

I understand it now.

Oh nooooooo.

I keep Fen's panties in a very special, special, place.

Three guys decide to compete with each other on who's the most disgusting one. "How are we going to do it?" asked one. "Simple, we spit, and see who's spit is the dirtiest one," "Sounds good. I'll go first,"

And he hacked and coughed and wheezed and spat. Out come a huge splat, green, yellow, mucky. "That's pretty disgusting. My turn," And it was the second man's turn. He went through the same motions, only longer, and louder, and when he finally spat, it wasn't green, yellow, or white. It was pure black.

"Jesus fucking christ." "Indeed," "My turn!" said the first, second, and third respectively.

He walks over to where all the spit is, and licks it.

plain-doh can you leave the internet and never come back

gb2/nuance + swordfight w/mini-man

Aeroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

axiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

whats up brosef?

Come on, I thought mini was the only person who genuinely hated me.

Okay, here's a joke:

Once upon a time there was a professor named Professor Lipschitz. One of his unruly students asked him, "If you're Lipschitz (if your lip shits), then my ass whistles!"

You've all gone crazy ...

Axii, that is a truly disgusting joke but should I never need a disgusting joke I'm quite sure that one shall be burned in my memory heh.

Oops :3

What makes axii a lovable bastard and me a hate-able bastard, anyway?

i think you're all mental.

and i know where my underwear are pd. you're just jealous because you're not in on the standing joke. ;P

It's not my fault I came here in March. Or is it, for not finding this place earlier.

well, i don't think you could have gotten the panties thing had you even been here earlier. the panties are the stuff of legend after all.

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Im bored.

AAAAAA what?
Spam hurts.

eep :O

I Am Legend.

Happy New year! =P

Here's a joke:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Motorist.
Oh, hell no...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adz.
*runs away*

What cruel jokes. Oh well, it's all for fun.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Plain-doh.
*shoots himself*

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Punky.
*runs away then shoots himself*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Panties.
*axii and fen run up*
Did you say panties?
Yes.
OOOH I love panties. They smell and taste so nice, and do a good job covering your things.

Oh haha.... I hate this joke... SICK OF IT

heheheh.... anyway, we shall come up with something better!

=P