First you take the month (the number) you are born in, then the day, and then the color of the shirt you are wearing. Write what you get.
Example: I was born 4.july (04.7) and i wear a black t-shirt
I banged a toothbrush because im sexy as hell ------------------------------------- 1 - I ate 2 - I needed 3 - I ran naked with 4 - I shot 5 - I cuddled with 6 - I smoked with 7 - I banged 8 - I ran shirtless with 9 - I stabbed 10 - I killed 11 - I slept with 12 - I killed
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the trojan man 02 - a dog 03 - a jew 04 - a toothbrush 05 - Paris Hilton 06 - a homo 07 - Barny the dinosaur 08 - a prostitute 09 - a pornstar 10 - a bag of weed 11 - the cool-aid-man 12 - Santa Claus 13 - a condom 14 - a whore 15 - an orange 16 - a stripper 17 - a bisexual 18 - a horse 19 - my boyfriend 20 - a crackhead 21 - a homeless guy 22 - my lover 23 - my crush 24 - a easter egg 25 - a jar of honey 26 - a hottie 27 - a bowl of cereal 28 - a french fry 29 - your dealer 30 - a glass of milk 31 - Your grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll Black - because im sexy as hell Pink - Because the lil people told me to Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm %** Gray - because I love marijuana Other - because I have double D's Green - because I'm good in bed Orange - because I smoke crack Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Brown - because i had to Shirtless - because I've got abs
hmm..."i needed a whore because i'm a pimp and you're jealous." it's true i'm evil...but now i apparently lead a double life pimping out girls down on aurora... :|
willyT yours is not nearly as gay as mine ... I'm just gonna put my birthdate and shirt and let u guys work it out... I'm so ashamed ... 6 JULY - BLACK