All right so I'm a Linux virgin, and I got a hold of a bootable Ubuntu CD. And all I could do was poke around with what came with it. When my friend ran it on his computer to show it to me, it had internet access. And on mine it doesn't...and I don't know how to access my windows files.
I have been in love with the idea of using such a awesome open source customizable OS for a long time now. But like the title says I'm a Linux retard, and I humbly ask for help and tips for successfully trying out Linux for the first time.
I'm getting the hang of it. This is what I've learned.
1. ubuntuforums.com. Get registered and be amazed by the incredibly helpful community. It's kinda bizarre. Anything you'v'e wanted to do is usually covered there.
2. If you're confident, check out "poofy hair guys guide to eyecandy" It's a simple copy/paste job that will give you cool effects like compositing, window accelleration, desktop ripple effects, desklets, etc.
3) If not, gnomelook.org has all of the themes you would possibly ever want to try (even though "our" best themer is lyrae who you are featuring here). Alot of the themes are similar in design except for color changes.
4) If there is something you want to do? Ubuntu always has a way of doing it. I just started poking around in the theme gtkrc files, and playing around with the values. linux is very customisable.
5) the only drawback is that our media players kinda suck. being limited to only classic skins definitely bugs. there are ways of running winamp 3...
6) Have fun. Being open source is a psychological change, you'll start out small, but after a month or so you'll be bragging how you can install a theme by a simple command line.
7) there are so many random programs that are just a click away. imagine having windows put out software that counts nucleo-peptides available to anyone to download for free. creepy. but cool. try the mathematic programs just for seeing the uber-geeky voyeurism. just go to synaptic in your systems menu, then type in whatever software you've ever wanted to try in the search prompt. Click to apply, then wait as your computer does all the heavy lifting.
Your windows files are probably partitioned in a NTFS format. Linux can read, but doesn't like to write to NTFS that well, so, while you'll be able to use your files, you won't be able to modify them.
How are you connected to the internet?
And, ubuntuforums was essential for me when I first started. I highly suggest you browse around there for a bit :)
Are you using wired or wireless networking, the latter can be trickier. If you are using wired, open your terminal, and type: ifconfig eth0 if you are using wireless, open your terminal, and type: ifconfig wlan0 Post your results to here or UbuntuForums, and I am sure you could get some help if have tried some of the troubleshooting threads there to no avail.