Trash talking at its worst im sooooo bored

Yo momma's so stupid she gave birth to you.

your momma's so hairy, when you were born you got rugburn

You're momma is so fat she has to use a mattress at a maxi pad.

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oops wrong your.

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spelling is no factor when trash talking.

yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Even Adolf Hitler thinks your dad is kind of an asshole.

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your moms so smelly, she makes speedstick slow down.

you're gay

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poop it in my pooper.

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Yo momma's so dumb she paid $400.00 for a font.

you momma's so nasty that when called her for phone sex i got an ear infection.

*your, too.

Your momma�s so fat she broke her leg and hot bloody fat came out. Some of it got on the mayor!

yo momma should've swallowed you.
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Your momma�s so fat she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

cunt.

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Cock. Balls!

Your mum's so fat I wanna have sex with her and not tell anyone :/

dunbar i just saw yours, Achewood FTW.

Your momma is so poor, when she opens up the fridge she sees the backyard. Her p***y is so dry, the crabs carry canteens.

Your momma is so fat she even makes Luna's titlebars look slim!

popukilla, the crab ones fucking funny.

Thanks, man but REIKO pwn3d with the mooning one. I laughed my a$$ off.

Your momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

haha yeah russell peters is awesome

your daddy drinks your choad juice

"Her p***y is so dry, the crabs carry canteens."-POPUPKILLA


OWNEDDDD EM LKOLLOLOLOLLL!~!!!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

yo daddy so old he has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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your mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

AnderSon

your mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

AnderSon

yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

AnderSon

Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm

WOoW.....

AnderSon

your momma is so black, when she went to night school she was marked absent

om.

knock, knock

you're so dumb ur knocking on ur monitor :)

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the schnozberries taste like schnozberries

bollocks

hey get this one.

Ur mum's so fat that when she sits down, she sits next to everybody.

The long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express the weight of Your Mum.

yo momma is so stupid, she doesn't reshack her icons before submitting a screenshot

GEKS LOL IMM AN ELIET HAKER

yo momma is so fat, her favourite food is 2nds

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Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

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yo mammas so fat her wooden leg had branches.

Yo mommas so out.of.sync that somebody shot her and waited for a PROPER

your moma's so stupid that when I told her to buy a color TV she asked me: "which color?"

Your mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

I know, you've probably already heard that

Yo momma got su much nose hair when she sneezes, she looks like a party favor.